Full disclosure

This utterly neglected website has been quietly withering. I thought it had been dug over, clipped into compost-sized pieces and left to mulch. To pursue the analogy, I was all set to scatter it over other peat-free writing projects- until I checked my bank account and saw I was still paying for the darned thing. And do you know what? Not only is the garden fully functioning and giving joy thanks for asking, but so is the writing! Onwards. Who knows? One day someone might read this. Can you hear me Major Tom?

leading you up the garden path and directly to the pages of . . .